| im dreaming of a bad christmas |
[Dec. 17th, 2005|02:05 pm] |
I believe this might be even a worst chirstmas then last year! If you dont remember what happend last year ummm look at the other post somewhere at the bottom of this page. Now you may be saying to yourself "ben how is this going to be worst then last christmas?" Well my friend i shall tell you. Today i failed my drivers test and now i probably wont be able to drive until next year (January 2006) and its going to be queer cuz i wont be able to hang out with Emily. Emily might just be the best thing about this christmas! My parents all on my ass about everything! I just got my itunes acount taken away and i got my cell phone taken away for a month!!!!!!!!!! That is some balls right there. I dont think i will get anything for christmas this year after being a naughty boy. My parents are mad cuz i took to much money out of my bank acount and its not techincly mine until im 18. Im all like whatever. Then they got mad cuz i spent to much money downloading stuff on my phone. Then they got mad for spending to much money on itunes. sooo that right there might be my "great" christmas present, knowing my parents. Usally by now my parents ask what i want, and so far they havent so that makes me belive that they are really really mad at me and hate me so there going to punish me this chirstmas. But looking on the bright side of things usally when im doing bad in school and what not, that is when i get the best presents, such as my ps2 back in the day. So maybe there will be a holiday miracle and happiness will sweep over the keener household and everyone will have a merry chirstmas!
peace
keener |
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| hurry up |
[Oct. 17th, 2005|01:33 pm] |
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omg, ive been wating hours for this doctor person to call me back and cancle my appoitment. Im going insane cuz i really want to go out and see a movie and hang with my peeps. |
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| HOMECOMING 2005 |
[Oct. 16th, 2005|08:20 am] |
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| |  Amazing | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Shinedown-Shed some light | ] |
So how about them bengals, haha j/k. I never thought this would happen, but i actually had fun at a school event. CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! It started with me meeting my wonderful, and let me say hot as hell date, Emily Jefferies. We had dinner, which was some what awkward due to trent not shutting up about gelato and bases and yelling at cameron about useless shit. We then went to the dance, which started off slow cuz no one wanted to be the first one to dance, but then before i knew it everyone, including me, surpirsingly were "twerking." I must say it was a beutiful event for me, seeing it was my first time, and it was my first date with a girl. (no ive never been on a date with a guy) Trent left the dance cuz he couldnt get anything, which i thought was stupid. So after 3 wonderful hours of dancing with my beutiful date mark bordicks drove me and her home. But thats not even half the story. its one third. on the way home we got lost to emily's house, but at a red light we wanted to race some punk, but it didnt turn out to be a good idea. Cuz that guy followed us everywhere we went, we all started to freak out. We finally saw a cop and stoped to talk to him, and the guy just speeded away. Well me being in the back seat with emily was great too! We snuggled, and she kept tickling my belly. It had to be the greatest felling ive ever had. Well, im hungry for some gelato. Peace!
~Keener |
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| ouch |
[Oct. 3rd, 2005|10:15 pm] |
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| |  gloomy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Blue Light-Bloc Party | ] |
So today was monday for all you fools who did not know that, and last friday i asked danielle rains to homecomming 2005! I thought today would be the worst and most awkward day inthe world. But to my surpries it was a decent, I'd hit that, kind of day. First bell in english i thought i was going to have a vocab text but wham! I didnt, and it was actually moved for tommorw. Second bell, which is drama, the class i have danielle in, i thought i had to get up on stage and do my presentation infront of her and everybody, but wham! I didnt, ironicly she had to get up. Then french came along. Last tuesday i got caught cheating on a french exam and today i had to face my french teacher, but i guess he was cool with me for the most part. Then ever thing from then on died. I got a text from my friend that danielle was going to say no to me at some part of the day. and Then in math i failed a quiz. That is a "whamy." haha at least i can laugh at stupid puns. Well danielle never came up to me, so i still have to wait for the rejection, but i know its comming which makes things ten times worse. Well i also have a shit load of work to do, for next week, which includes, a powerpoint, an english poject, and two book reports. Well i better get started
Peace
~Keener |
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| OH YEAH.... |
[Oct. 2nd, 2005|11:59 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  Sat word of the day | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Papa Roach-Getting away with murder | ] |
sooo awhile ago i was going to tell u about why i was going to make my livejournal private, well im going to tell you right now, with a bunch of other stuff that has been happening. So after the mission trip it was decided that i was to wash the church car as my punishment for "arguing" at my youth instructor. I then refused saying that it was unfair and that i was not even arguing, i was just stating that he left us behind. Well he decided to have a meeting wiht my parents where he punched beneath the belt. He showed my parents my livejournal and my parents came out of church yelling at me cuz they think im a stoner, alcoholic, and pervert since girls alwasy "suck my dick" which i have never metioned in my livejournal before. Well i had my internet taken away and shit, and then my parents made me wash the car, but now i dont have to go to church anymore, cuz i am protesting my youth group. Fun times. Moving onward. The other day i called the girl in my drama class, Danielle, and asked her to homecomming, since cameron told me too so i did it. She said she would consider it, which when u translate it from girl talk to english it means no! And i also have to perform on stage on monday infront of her which will be totaly awkaward. So yeah whiz here i come, lol j/k. Yesterday i watched the stewie griffen untold story which was really funny, then i watched trent play vice city for 8 hours which was fucking boring so i fell asleep around 4. Well thats about it peace. Oh yeah... Were making the second remake of disharge and its going to be the best thing out there, and we already have over 100 dollars of pre-orders. So get your copy while its cheep cheep cheep.
~keener |
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| Penguin and salsa jokes! |
[Aug. 25th, 2005|04:24 pm] |
Before we start with the jokes lets have a moment of silence for the best uc basketball coach ever, Boby Huggins..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ok not time for the salsa jokes!!!!!
Q: Why did the penguin cross the road?
A: A penguin on the other side invited him to try his salsa!
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Q:Whats black and white and red all over?
A: A Penguin addicted to salsa!
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Q: How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One- IF you offer him some salsa!!!
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A horse walks into a bar.The bartender asks, "why the long face?" To which the horse replies, "My penguin friend is all out of salsa!"
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Knock knock.
Whos there?
A penguin.
A penguin who?
A Penguin who loves salsa!
hahahaha sooo funny!
ps. boycot jeff whyler chevy because jeff is on the board of turstees at uc and they hired nacy zimpher who fired bob huggins! |
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| Drama!!! |
[Aug. 23rd, 2005|07:38 pm] |
So this year has started out pretty good. There is this freshman girl in my drama class who is hot as hell (does anyone think thats werid for a junior to like a freshman?) well onward. Trents god sister (no mark its not really a god) had a bright idea to talk to her for me. And of course, knowing me, she had a boyfriend. GRRRRRRR! But cameron (trents god sister) said she thought i was cute, which i think is total b/s. Well i guess i gotta use a little ben keener magic (haha i pulled a quarter out of ur nose), but yeah by homecomming i plan to have her for all mine! And if that doesnt work, which is most likely, i'll be dateless agian. OH the drama is killing me!!!
(Next on my post: Pegiun and salsa jokes)
Peace
keener |
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| important notice |
[Aug. 18th, 2005|10:05 pm] |
add me as a friend so that u can view my journal.
peace keener |
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| a little history |
[Aug. 15th, 2005|10:36 am] |
the first amendment....
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
So tell me why should i be punished for things that i post on my livejournal.
your comments. |
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| inspired |
[Aug. 13th, 2005|03:05 pm] |
i leave you with this...
I won't talk
I won't breathe
I won't move till you finally see
that you belong with me
you might think
I don't look
but deep inside in the corner of my mind
I'm attatched to you
I'm weak
it's true
cause I'm afraid to know the answer
do you want me too?
cause my heart keeps falling faster
I've waited all my life to cross this line
to the only thing thats true
so I will not hide
i'ts time to try anything to be with you
all my life I've waited
this is true
you don't know
what you do
everytime you walk into the room
I'm afraid to move
I'm weak
it's true
I'm just scared to know the ending
do you see me too?
do you even know you meant me!
I've waited all my life to cross this line
to the only thing thats true
so I will not hide
its time to try anything to be with you
all my life I've waited
this is true
I know when I go
I'll be on my way to you
the way that's true
I've waited all my life to cross this line
to the only thing thats true
so I will not hide
its time to try anything to be with you
all my life I've waited
this is true |
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