powerfulwenis07

im dreaming of a bad christmas

2005-12-17T19:15:36Z

I believe this might be even a worst chirstmas then last year! If you dont remember what happend last year ummm look at the other post somewhere at the bottom of this page. Now you may be saying to yourself "ben how is this going to be worst then last christmas?" Well my friend i shall tell you. Today i failed my drivers test and now i probably wont be able to drive until next year (January 2006) and its going to be queer cuz i wont be able to hang out with Emily. Emily might just be the best thing about this christmas! My parents all on my ass about everything! I just got my itunes acount taken away and i got my cell phone taken away for a month!!!!!!!!!! That is some balls right there. I dont think i will get anything for christmas this year after being a naughty boy. My parents are mad cuz i took to much money out of my bank acount and its not techincly mine until im 18. Im all like whatever. Then they got mad cuz i spent to much money downloading stuff on my phone. Then they got mad for spending to much money on itunes. sooo that right there might be my "great" christmas present, knowing my parents. Usally by now my parents ask what i want, and so far they havent so that makes me belive that they are really really mad at me and hate me so there going to punish me this chirstmas. But looking on the bright side of things usally when im doing bad in school and what not, that is when i get the best presents, such as my ps2 back in the day. So maybe there will be a holiday miracle and happiness will sweep over the keener household and everyone will have a merry chirstmas!

peace
keener

hurry up

2005-10-17T17:34:33Z

omg, ive been wating hours for this doctor person to call me back and cancle my appoitment. Im going insane cuz i really want to go out and see a movie and hang with my peeps.

HOMECOMING 2005

2005-10-16T15:29:18Z

So how about them bengals, haha j/k. I never thought this would happen, but i actually had fun at a school event. CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! It started with me meeting my wonderful, and let me say hot as hell date, Emily Jefferies. We had dinner, which was some what awkward due to trent not shutting up about gelato and bases and yelling at cameron about useless shit. We then went to the dance, which started off slow cuz no one wanted to be the first one to dance, but then before i knew it everyone, including me, surpirsingly were "twerking." I must say it was a beutiful event for me, seeing it was my first time, and it was my first date with a girl. (no ive never been on a date with a guy) Trent left the dance cuz he couldnt get anything, which i thought was stupid. So after 3 wonderful hours of dancing with my beutiful date mark bordicks drove me and her home. But thats not even half the story. its one third. on the way home we got lost to emily's house, but at a red light we wanted to race some punk, but it didnt turn out to be a good idea. Cuz that guy followed us everywhere we went, we all started to freak out. We finally saw a cop and stoped to talk to him, and the guy just speeded away. Well me being in the back seat with emily was great too! We snuggled, and she kept tickling my belly. It had to be the greatest felling ive ever had. Well, im hungry for some gelato. Peace!

~Keener

ouch

2005-10-04T02:22:59Z

So today was monday for all you fools who did not know that, and last friday i asked danielle rains to homecomming 2005! I thought today would be the worst and most awkward day inthe world. But to my surpries it was a decent, I'd hit that, kind of day. First bell in english i thought i was going to have a vocab text but wham! I didnt, and it was actually moved for tommorw. Second bell, which is drama, the class i have danielle in, i thought i had to get up on stage and do my presentation infront of her and everybody, but wham! I didnt, ironicly she had to get up. Then french came along. Last tuesday i got caught cheating on a french exam and today i had to face my french teacher, but i guess he was cool with me for the most part. Then ever thing from then on died. I got a text from my friend that danielle was going to say no to me at some part of the day. and Then in math i failed a quiz. That is a "whamy." haha at least i can laugh at stupid puns. Well danielle never came up to me, so i still have to wait for the rejection, but i know its comming which makes things ten times worse. Well i also have a shit load of work to do, for next week, which includes, a powerpoint, an english poject, and two book reports. Well i better get started

Peace
~Keener

OH YEAH....

2005-10-02T16:20:45Z

sooo awhile ago i was going to tell u about why i was going to make my livejournal private, well im going to tell you right now, with a bunch of other stuff that has been happening. So after the mission trip it was decided that i was to wash the church car as my punishment for "arguing" at my youth instructor. I then refused saying that it was unfair and that i was not even arguing, i was just stating that he left us behind. Well he decided to have a meeting wiht my parents where he punched beneath the belt. He showed my parents my livejournal and my parents came out of church yelling at me cuz they think im a stoner, alcoholic, and pervert since girls alwasy "suck my dick" which i have never metioned in my livejournal before. Well i had my internet taken away and shit, and then my parents made me wash the car, but now i dont have to go to church anymore, cuz i am protesting my youth group. Fun times. Moving onward. The other day i called the girl in my drama class, Danielle, and asked her to homecomming, since cameron told me too so i did it. She said she would consider it, which when u translate it from girl talk to english it means no! And i also have to perform on stage on monday infront of her which will be totaly awkaward. So yeah whiz here i come, lol j/k. Yesterday i watched the stewie griffen untold story which was really funny, then i watched trent play vice city for 8 hours which was fucking boring so i fell asleep around 4. Well thats about it peace. Oh yeah... Were making the second remake of disharge and its going to be the best thing out there, and we already have over 100 dollars of pre-orders. So get your copy while its cheep cheep cheep.

~keener

Penguin and salsa jokes!

2005-08-25T20:29:55Z

Before we start with the jokes lets have a moment of silence for the best uc basketball coach ever, Boby Huggins..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ok not time for the salsa jokes!!!!!
Q: Why did the penguin cross the road?

A: A penguin on the other side invited him to try his salsa!

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Q:Whats black and white and red all over?

A: A Penguin addicted to salsa!

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Q: How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One- IF you offer him some salsa!!!

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A horse walks into a bar.The bartender asks, "why the long face?" To which the horse replies, "My penguin friend is all out of salsa!"
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Knock knock.

Whos there?

A penguin.

A penguin who?

A Penguin who loves salsa!

hahahaha sooo funny!
ps. boycot jeff whyler chevy because jeff is on the board of turstees at uc and they hired nacy zimpher who fired bob huggins!

Drama!!!

2005-08-23T23:42:27Z

So this year has started out pretty good. There is this freshman girl in my drama class who is hot as hell (does anyone think thats werid for a junior to like a freshman?) well onward. Trents god sister (no mark its not really a god) had a bright idea to talk to her for me. And of course, knowing me, she had a boyfriend. GRRRRRRR! But cameron (trents god sister) said she thought i was cute, which i think is total b/s. Well i guess i gotta use a little ben keener magic (haha i pulled a quarter out of ur nose), but yeah by homecomming i plan to have her for all mine! And if that doesnt work, which is most likely, i'll be dateless agian. OH the drama is killing me!!!

(Next on my post: Pegiun and salsa jokes)

Peace
keener

important notice

2005-08-19T02:05:32Z

add me as a friend so that u can view my journal.
peace keener

a little history

2005-08-15T14:36:14Z

the first amendment....
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

So tell me why should i be punished for things that i post on my livejournal.
your comments.

inspired

2005-08-13T19:05:22Z

i leave you with this...
I won't talk
I won't breathe
I won't move till you finally see
that you belong with me
you might think
I don't look
but deep inside in the corner of my mind
I'm attatched to you
I'm weak
it's true
cause I'm afraid to know the answer
do you want me too?
cause my heart keeps falling faster
I've waited all my life to cross this line
to the only thing thats true
so I will not hide
i'ts time to try anything to be with you
all my life I've waited
this is true
you don't know
what you do
everytime you walk into the room
I'm afraid to move
I'm weak
it's true
I'm just scared to know the ending
do you see me too?
do you even know you meant me!
I've waited all my life to cross this line
to the only thing thats true
so I will not hide
its time to try anything to be with you
all my life I've waited
this is true
I know when I go
I'll be on my way to you
the way that's true
I've waited all my life to cross this line
to the only thing thats true
so I will not hide
its time to try anything to be with you
all my life I've waited
this is true

questions????

2005-08-10T01:34:18Z

so i was thinking today, why hasnt god given me the ablity to get a girl that i could relate to? Maybe he has planed for me to be gay. Maybe i am gay. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i was just fucking with u guys, im defintly not gay and i have a million things to prove it. That look on your guys faces were priceless. So i think i have completely givin up whiz, but i know that will change when swim team comes around, but right now i have had my eye on one girl who i have liked for a while but i can never seem to get anywhere with her. i do think i grew closer to her on the mission trip when i came and talked to her about our problems we had been happen and after that we have been pretty tight but just recently it seems like ive fucked things up agian but i dont know how. She just doesnt seem as excited to talk to me as she use to. Im tired of all this crap i just wish i could just meet that one special person that will change me forever.

Miriam kiss my ass!

2005-08-08T19:57:49Z

The cool kids think there soo cool! I recived something really sweet from miram seigal.
please enjoy:
MirMir007: hey
Auto response from DjFuNkMaStErFun0: Bitch im in idle
MirMir007: whatsup baby
MirMir007: eat me out sexy
MirMir007: you look so good
MirMir007: my pussy yearns for your cock
MirMir007: i want some keener peener
MirMir007 signed off at 11:29:54 PM.
MirMir007 signed on at 11:30:00 PM.
MirMir007 signed off at 11:30:17 PM.

thanks miriam.

And it went like this.....

2005-08-05T23:30:13Z

oops i forgot to post after my party so im postin now. as you all know my birthday was august 2nd and i had a pretty werid party. We got a little tipsy then talked about god and the creation of the world, i actually felt enlightened by the whole thing. Then we just basicly passed out untill 12 the next afternoon. Lousie made me a cake, if you dont know louise she is one of my sisters friends, and it was very delicous. i got a bunch of giftcards to various places and a new bed mattress which is fit only for a king. Tommorw im going to be getting my new cell phone which is pretty pimp too. on the 3rd i was going to go to the reds game but right when i got up to the ticket box they sold out and i was like mother fucker! so then trent and i went back to his house and made root beer floats and watched the best of will ferell which was really funny. Yesterday the whole day i cleaned up the whole house for my dads friends who are comming over today. And today i did nothing lol. So im going to take you back in time when i was on the mission trip and lead it up to my birthday. Are you ready. wabawabawabawabawabawabawabawabawaba! Ok so my mission trip was tizight even tho i got in trouble. I painted a house!!! then we got to go white water rafting and my youth leader left me and 2 of my friends behind so i called him from my cell phone, which i was not suppose to have, and then i yelled at him and he became super pissed at me. oh well he can go tug a big one. he told me that i would have to work for the church for 10 hours which is a bunch of bull! 2 days before we returned we hand a hand washing ceromony which was pretty emotional cuz i washed my sisters hands telling her i would miss her when she went to college (yeah i cryed) lol. Then when i was sitting there while other people where washing there hands i relized that i had not thought about whiz the whole week but i had been thinking of the girl that was next to me. Truely amazing. Last day before we left we raided gatlinburg and bought knifes, then me and some friends went to the house of illusions, and the only illusion i saw was my money vanishing! grrr. Well then we got back home and i rested then the day after that i went with trent to ceasers creek and we boated and all that jazz but one of his sisters friends whos nick name is mirmaid jew skater really amazed me because she was scared of fish and dead bodies in the lake, it was really funny. Well thats about all thats happend so leave your thoughts.

peace
keener

powerfulwenis07 @ 2005-08-01T16:23:00

2005-08-01T20:23:14Z

im going to post tommorw after my birthday.

Jet Lag

2005-07-23T17:20:47Z

I am finaly home from thailand and let me tell you that plane ride was not fun. While in thailand i drank more alcohol then i have ever in my life and i actually bought 3 bottles of wine cuz im just that cool. I bought a lot of funny stuff buy nothing of really value or something that has to do with thailand, oh well it was cheep as fuck so i had too lol. The night before we left i hung out with a bunch of college students and we had a blast cruzin around thailand and buying more useless shit lol oh boy let me tell you it was fun. I cant wait till next year when Trent comes along for the ride because we are going to reek so much havoc. Well The british girls never emailed me lol but it doesnt really surprise me. I have a week spot for british girls cuz there just really hot and they have a hot accent. Sooooooo since my uncle works for delta i can get free tickets to go any where in the world so trent and i are planing to go to london for winter break and meet some hot ass british chicks and get crunked as hell since the drinking age over there is 16. You might be thinking "what about all of those teroist attacks." YOu know what i have to say about that FUCK THAT. I'll slice those terroists with my penis if they get in the way of me and a hot british girl lol. Well moving on, when i got home trent and mark came over and we had a little party and bought alot of bw3's then watched spongebob the movie and drunk one of the wine bottles. Wow that was a fun night. I also gave them little presents from thailand. I gave trent a lighter with naked women on it and a red bull t-shirt that shows off his man boobs lol. For mark i got him a nice set of sliverware so he can eat in style ahahhahahahaha lol. Well talking about eating, we have no food at the house so i gotta go shopping for some.

peace out
keener

oh yeah i gotta leave for the mission trip tommorw and i have jet lag so this is going to suck balls.

Thailand

2005-07-07T05:59:28Z

Greetings from thailand. Its really really hot here like everything else, such as the food and some of the hot asian chicks. I'm at the mall typing this to you and its kinda awkward since every body is looking over my shoulder. We havent been doing to much except for the long ass plane trip and a trip to this cool place which i will buy when i get married to on of these girls over here. Talking about that its like im a god here because are the girls think im really hot for some reason but o well im not complaing. Just the other day when we were at the palace place there was like a million schools and all the girls where talking about me and how handsome i was lol atleast they dont lie. Tommorw were heading off to the beach so i wont be able to update for a while so yay. Well im off to shop and buy cheep random stuff like i have been doing then seeing a movie for really cheep also so tell me if you want me to pick u up something.

peace
keener

Slam Dunk

2005-06-27T18:13:47Z

im drinking some good ass coke with lime out of a slam dunk cup pretty sweet. Well yesterday was super fun because i went to youth group and charolet had her hands and feet all over my balls. hahaha they were bouncy balls hahahahaha. She was also hoe danceing for money so i gave her some change lol what a hoe. Then when i was there i relized there was this really really hot girl that i liked so thats pretty pimp and shes going on the mission trip so maybe i can get her to play with my balls too hahahaha j/k. Well im driving every where which is sweet and after driving home from youth group i got online (nothing new) then i talked to my good friend lauren rolfes and asked her some questions about this hot girl, and after that she fliped fucking off the hizzle. She was like stop trying to make me jelious, and i was like wtf!!!! So ive come to the conclusion that shes defintly jelious and mad at me so thats pretty sweet. Well im leaving for Thailand in 2 days and i will be gone for like a month. The thing i hate tho is the 20 hour plane ride, and i hate planes cuz i dont want to crash and die. OMG the past 3 days i have heard or seen stuff about plane crashes so i dont know if thats a good sign. Well im off to pack bitches. Oh yeah greg lynch thats was a queer message u left, and the other message from some random girl was pretty gay also so lets get some real postin going. well peace

keener

sikeeeeeeee

2005-06-23T19:19:36Z

hahahahaha guys i got you. you thought i was calling it quits. well guess what. What ben? IM NOT!!!!!!!!!!! woha i was reading my live journal and i was like wow thats fucked up and some depressing shit. And then i was like this is not the ben keener people know and love, the ben keener people know and love is always happy and funny. So guess what, thats what im doing now. (i know im not funny tho) Well i really do love talking to myself i find it entertating because i get in touch with my inner self and i find some great stuff about myself. And also i have no friends so it keeps me occupied. Summer has been crazy as hell padamonium 2005!!!!! Im shooting like 2 movies together. Discharged the remake since the first one was crap, and an independent film, The life of Mark Bordicks, both top notch funny films. Well one of my only friends lauren rolfes is crazy, last night we were in hyde park square at like 12 oclock and she was drunk as hell so she took me and threw me in that foutain thing and was laughing her ass off. hahaha that actually didnt happen but lauren im givng u a holler, love you girl, cant wait till the mission trip its going to be live when we hook up. hahahahaha. Well im really thirsty from typing so much.

Peace

throwing in the towel

2005-06-02T20:49:37Z

ok so updating on this thing is like talking to myself so fuck it im not posting anymore after this because its a waste of my time to post. so this will be my last post in forever. Its like the last chapter in a book, so here it is. Mark is a fag (nothing new there) because he is a little (fat) baby because i make jokes about him and he just yelled and yelled at me today on the phone. I found it quite humorous but he just kept telling me to shut up when i laughed. Well i made a slide show movie which is very funny and probably the best work ive done so far. the remaking of discharged may have to be put on hold due to marks fat whiny ass. Maybe Keenover co. will be no longer, who knows. Im planing to ask whiz to a movie but i will probably chiken out like i usally do. Summer is really boring and so is this whole live journal thing cuz no one post. So thats it....the last chapter. Its over, so i hope you all goodluck with your lives.

The End
Ben Keener

powerfulwenis07 @ 2005-05-29T11:12:00

2005-05-29T15:17:34Z

So it is now summer and exams sucked ass. I have been thinking deeply and came to the conclsion, I am not over whiz. I just have this feeling that i want to be with her, but i know it will never happen. I met this girl named ellie who seems to really likes me since she said she wanted to bang me over the summer, soo i cant miss out on a opertunity like that! But the thing is i would feel bad if i banged that chcik since i still like whiz (wait who am i kiddin sex is sex!!!) lol. Well My movie discharged came out on dvd but while it was in the review process i decided it sucked due to mark's camera work. So we are redueing the whole movie, and so far its going pretty sweet (mark hasn't filmed anything yet, thats why) Well my sister graduated so its going to be even more lonely for me since she will be going to college soon. Well i need to take a shower cuz im grody. i'll update later!

Its Finally Here

2005-05-16T20:09:50Z

CHECK IT YO!!!!! YEAH DAWG YEAH!!!! THE MOMENT YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!!! KEENOVER CO'S FIRST SHORT FEATURE IS NOW OUT ON DVD SO PURCHASE A COPY TODAY!!!!

fulfill my goal

2005-05-14T01:02:40Z

Hear at keenover co. We have many ideas for great movies. We are also very competative of other film makers around cincinnati. Soooooooooo For us to compeate with these people and make fulength films i need actors. So if any of you beutiful people would like to be in one of my movies just leave a post.

Thanks a bunch
Director
Ben Keener

Im back bitches and hoes!

2005-05-01T21:24:36Z

You posted and now im back. Yay!!!!! Well my life has been crappy and since you like to here about it im just going to sum up what has happend since i have last posted. Well First this hot chick gina zerbina got really mad at me and now is pretending she doesnt know me at all. Im Having mixed feelings for whiz, but whiz seems to hate my fucking guts because she never talks to me, but i have a solution, i'll go out with her cousin Jenny and make whiz jelious. ITS GENIUS!!!!!! This one girl natalie martin was starting to like me but of course my life being sucky she just stoped. Last week i was going to trade some panties for some money with an old friend i havent talked to in for ever but he decided to chase me around and almost run me and trent over in his car. ummmmmmmm i was supose to get a new pimp cell phone but the stupid people at verizon told me i had to wait another 2 months. what fucking son of a bitches!!!!! Last night i had to work from 3:45-10:15 washing dishes for some fundraiser at my church, and let me tell you that was a blast. Today my back really hurts cuz i was helping trent move bricks to make a fire pit for his sister's turning 13 jew thing. Also i have a stpid poem and all my other homework i havent done yet. Well i hope you are entertained and i will come back with more shit when it happens.

Peace!
Keener

Ps: OH yeah i forgot over spring break we were rushed to finish our movie for the film festival but my computer fucked up and we couldnt turn it in. But watch out we will be there winning it next year!

postin

2005-04-12T00:09:04Z

well im thinking aobut calling this whole livejournal quits. i only have like 2 people posting like every two years. the only way i will keep updating from now on is if i get atleast 10 posts!

keener

no time for jokes

2005-04-01T22:46:14Z

it is officaly over!!!!! bump bump baaaaa. Yes it is sad but my love for whiz can no longer be. bump bump baaaaa. Her and her friends complain that i act like a 5 year old, i have no clue where they got that from because ive never really talked to her or her friends. Well i guess im free ladies so call me up the number is 460-8097!!!!!! im actually 15 i think they just for got the one which is hard to forget since i am number one. (hahahahahahah) well what a glomy day outside and the bad news from whiz makes it worst. But just maybe this is one of her april fools jokes or something of that nature. Or she is playing hard to get. Well you know what its over and im out. muhaaaaa.

peace and love (except to whiz),
keener